A Whose Line is it Anyway? crossover vignette
by Ukyo Kounji
Disclaimer: Whose Line Is It Anyway? is owned by Hat Trick Productions and Warner Brothers.
‘Whose Line’ intro music plays as the camera pans down the audience to the stage
[‘Whose Line’ intro music plays as the camera pans down the audience to the stage. WAYNE BRADY, DREW CAREY, COLIN MOCHRIE and RYAN STILES are standing side-by-side center stage]
[Camera on DREW]
DREW: Awright. Welcome back. Tonight's winner on "Whose Line:" Chip Estes, ladies and gentlemen! [Camera cuts to CHIP, sitting at the desk. He raises his clenched hands over his head in a victory gesture.]
[Camera back on DREW]
DREW: Anyway, as punishment, the rest of us have gotta do a Hoe-Down! Our favorite game in the whole world. [RYAN rolls his eyes, regardless of whether or not the camera's on him] And what's our anime-related topic, Chip?
[Camera cuts back to CHIP, who is opening a 'Whose Line' envelope]
CHIP: Your topic is [over-dramatically] Jusenkyo, the accursed Pools of Sorrow.
DREW: Ooh. Well, let's see what we can do with that the Jusenkyo Hoe-Down, with the help of Laura Hall on the piano. Take it away, Laura, whenever you're ready…
[Camera picks up LAURA's fingers as she begins the Hoe-Down intro; and switches to WAYNE as she vamps a few times]
WAYNE [stepping forward, and smiling wide enough to make his eyes crinkle]:
[WAYNE bows stiffly and steps back as LAURA continues her vamp. DREW steps forward]
DREW [speaking, as he can hardly carry a tune in a bucket]:
[We can see both WAYNE and COLIN shudder as DREW steps back. COLIN steps forward, still looking over at Drew, before shrugging and letting fly]
COLIN [also speaking, with enthusiasm]:
[COLIN shrugs again as he retreats, and RYAN steps forward]
RYAN [singing, but without enthusiasm]:
ALL [turning to face DREW, singing]: Spring of Drowned Drew Carey!
DREW [with a rueful grin, over audience cheers]: Don’t go away, we’ll be right back with more ‘Whose Line is it, Anime?'
[Commercial bumper: Images of Regis Philbin holding up sheaves of hundred dollar bills; "Well, a million yen wouldn't get anyone excited, now, would it?"]
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