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A Rurouni Kenshin story
by Kesshi Mashin

Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin belongs to Watsuki Nobuhiro, Shuueisha, Sony (SME/SPE) and Fuji Television. The US rights belong to Media Blasters and ADV. For entertainment purposes only. No infringement is intended.

To Nobuhiro Watsuki… I am so sorry…


Skit #1: The Miracle Chopper…


Announcer: Are you tired of cutting your fingers dicing cucumbers for lunch?

Kaoru-dono: Am I!

Announcer: Fed up with burning piles upon piles of incriminating documents?

Saitou: Damn straight.

Announcer: Pissed at the local town drunk?

Sanosuke: Oy, why is everyone looking at me?

Announcer: Well then, what you need is the all-new Shishio! He slices, he dices, he disembowels in no time flat! Shred those documents with ease, and enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich whilst you dance on your enemy's grave!

Shishio: Practical, economical, and just plain nifty. Buy me now!

Soujiro: Senseless slaughter was never so much fun!

 


Author's notes: Short and silly… -_-

Shuddap, baka, I'm talkin about the first skit.

@_@x: Oro??? There's MORE?!

……………. grr. Stay tuned!

Skit #2
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