A Rurouni Kenshin story
by Kesshi Mashin
Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin belongs to Watsuki Nobuhiro, Shuueisha, Sony (SME/SPE) and Fuji Television. The US rights belong to Media Blasters and ADV. For entertainment purposes only. No infringement is intended.
To Nobuhiro Watsuki… I am so sorry…
Skit #1: The Miracle Chopper…
Announcer: Are you tired of cutting your fingers dicing cucumbers for lunch?
Kaoru-dono: Am I!
Announcer: Fed up with burning piles upon piles of incriminating documents?
Saitou: Damn straight.
Announcer: Pissed at the local town drunk?
Sanosuke: Oy, why is everyone looking at me?
Announcer: Well then, what you need is the all-new Shishio! He slices, he dices, he disembowels in no time flat! Shred those documents with ease, and enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich whilst you dance on your enemy's grave!
Shishio: Practical, economical, and just plain nifty. Buy me now!
Soujiro: Senseless slaughter was never so much fun!
Author's notes: Short and silly… -_-
Shuddap, baka, I'm talkin about the first skit.
@_@x: Oro??? There's MORE?!
……………. grr. Stay tuned!
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