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Return Omake #1:  Poor Nabiki

Nabiki sighed. She hated it. Akane was a succubus now, a freaking sex demon, and she was mated to Nariko! She still had to deal with the fact that it was that stuck up idiot Kuno in Akane's room. Nariko's pleasant, helpful, albeit clueless demeanor did not help things either. Sleep was eluding Nabiki. In the beginning the moans and screams were hard to ignore, and now she simply wanted silence.

Then there was the fact that those two were worse than rabbits. After the seventh, the middle Tendo had stopped counting the times she walked in on them having sex. Half the time they never saw her, the other times they were polite, paused or reduced their pace, and asked her if she wanted to join in before continuing.

After her alarm went off, Nabiki got up and walked towards the bathroom unhappily. The two girls had been at it for what seemed to be half the night at it again, for the third time that week, and it was only Friday. More like a zombie than a human, she passed a blushing demon and stepped into the bathroom. Her groggy brain ignored the moans from the shower and the running water.

"Nabiki, how nice of you to wash up before joining in," said a sultry voice from the stall.

When Nabiki turned, she saw Akane standing naked with a wing around Nariko, who of course was equally nude. Nabiki felt really stupid standing there in her pajamas with a toothbrush in her mouth. She decided to ignore them when they started toweling each other off and giggling. As fast as she could, she left the room and dressed… only to bump into the girls' "mother", the redheaded bimbo who was responsible for all this. "Sunshine" sidestepped Nabiki with only a perfunctory apology before walking up to Nabiki's sister and lavishing attention on the two broodlings.

At breakfast Nabiki ignored that Nariko told everybody that she walked in on them again without a camera in her hand.  She ignored Akane's disappointed pout and the glares that Kasumi and Ranma gave her.

While driving the brood to school, she found that the younger demons had decided to test the making out possibilities of a small car like hers. Only Ranma, who told them not soil her back seats, kept anything more from happening.

In school she just had to walk into the one toilet with a broken lock and stumble, literally unfortunately, onto the pair of demons making out.

On way back home she decided to go shopping and found out again that the lingerie shop she entered was also used by the two demons, she walked in on them once again since they never closed the curtain completely. She noticed that her older sister was there, carefully watching the situation and chatting with the "coworker" she brought with her.

At home she had a few hours luck until she was sent to fetch everybody for dinner and she realized that the demons calling "come in" didn't necessarily mean that it was a safe thing to do.  At least this time it was just the brood taking a nap.  Meaning, that while she saw more skin than in a Playboy, there was no sex.  Just some very suggestive and flexible cuddling.

That night she was watching her ceiling and listening to the demon couple at it again. "I hate my life," she muttered as she tried to fall asleep.

Author's notes: Here it is. Thanks go to Migele for writing this thing, with corrections by J. St.C. Patrick.

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