A Ranma / Sailor Moon crossover story
by Migele (email@example.com)
An approved omake
Naturally, I own neither Sailor Moon nor Ranma. So here's the disclaimer: Ranma
½ and its characters and settings belong to Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan,
Kitty, and Viz Video. Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi,
Koudansha, TV Asahi, and Toei Douga, and DIC.
C&C as always is wanted.
Return Omake #1: Poor Nabiki
Nabiki sighed. She hated it. Akane was a succubus now,
a freaking sex demon, and she was mated to Nariko! She still had to deal with
the fact that it was that stuck up idiot Kuno in Akane's room. Nariko's pleasant,
helpful, albeit clueless demeanor did not help things either. Sleep was eluding
Nabiki. In the beginning the moans and screams were hard to ignore, and now
she simply wanted silence.
Then there was the fact that those two were worse than
rabbits. After the seventh, the middle Tendo had stopped counting the times
she walked in on them having sex. Half the time they never saw her, the other
times they were polite, paused or reduced their pace, and asked her if she wanted
to join in before continuing.
After her alarm went off, Nabiki got up and walked towards
the bathroom unhappily. The two girls had been at it for what seemed to be half
the night at it again, for the third time that week, and it was only Friday.
More like a zombie than a human, she passed a blushing demon and stepped into
the bathroom. Her groggy brain ignored the moans from the shower and the running
"Nabiki, how nice of you to wash up before joining
in," said a sultry voice from the stall.
When Nabiki turned, she saw Akane standing naked with
a wing around Nariko, who of course was equally nude. Nabiki felt really stupid
standing there in her pajamas with a toothbrush in her mouth. She decided to
ignore them when they started toweling each other off and giggling. As fast
as she could, she left the room and dressed… only to bump into the girls'
"mother", the redheaded bimbo who was responsible for all this. "Sunshine"
sidestepped Nabiki with only a perfunctory apology before walking up to Nabiki's
sister and lavishing attention on the two broodlings.
At breakfast Nabiki ignored that Nariko told everybody
that she walked in on them again without a camera in her hand. She ignored
Akane's disappointed pout and the glares that Kasumi and Ranma gave her.
While driving the brood to school, she found that the younger demons had decided to test the making out possibilities of a small
car like hers. Only Ranma, who told them not soil her back seats, kept anything
more from happening.
In school she just had to walk into the one toilet with
a broken lock and stumble, literally unfortunately, onto the pair of demons
On way back home she decided to go shopping and found out
again that the lingerie shop she entered was also used by the two demons, she
walked in on them once again since they never closed the curtain completely.
She noticed that her older sister was there, carefully watching the situation
and chatting with the "coworker" she brought with her.
At home she had a few hours luck until she was sent to
fetch everybody for dinner and she realized that the demons calling "come
in" didn't necessarily mean that it was a safe thing to do. At least this
time it was just the brood taking a nap. Meaning, that while she saw more skin
than in a Playboy, there was no sex. Just some very suggestive and flexible
That night she was watching her ceiling and listening to
the demon couple at it again. "I hate my life," she muttered as she
tried to fall asleep.
Author's notes: Here it is. Thanks go to Migele for writing this thing, with
corrections by J. St.C. Patrick.