A Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon story
by Elsa Bibat
Disclaimer: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon belongs to Takeuchi Naoko,
Koudansha, TV Asahi, and Toei Douga, and DIC. This is used without
permission.
Foreword: Hiya, kiddies. This is a fragment of a fic that I started
for Two Heavens. That was a year ago. Anyway, found this
baby as I was researching my notes folder for the fic, and decided
to polish it.
Apologies to Jim Bader, the guy who originally came up with the
A Very Scary Thought concept; I'm just borrowing it.
Anyway, I am willing to continue this but I need a co-writer,
more or less, since I have romance novellas/novels to be written
to feed me, articles and essays for the serious literary
journals that pay for my other needs, more fiction to pay for
the electric bill and the fanfics that are currently invading
my brain as we speak. Fanfics are already a top priority since
it is summer and I don't have to worry about food and other basic
necessities for a while.
Well, here it is…
Chapter 1
The morning sun shone into the room as outside the birds chirped
their dawn song. The room in question seemed to be a normal except
for the fact that the predominant decor for it was rabbits. A
lot of rabbits. Stuffed rabbits. Wallpaper with rabbits. The blanket
on the comfortable bed that covered a sleeping form had rabbit
figures aplenty.
All was nice and serene as the figure under the blanket moved
a little, refusing to rise to a new day. Thus it was quite appropriate
that a wake-up call would be in order. The door to the room slammed
open as a young boy decided to give his elder sister a rude awakening.
"Rise and shine, Usagi-chan!!!!" Shingo shouted with
a wide grin on his face, intent on ruining his sister's day. Besides,
he had to get even with what she did to him yesterday…
The effect of that remark on the sleeping figure was instantly
seen. A scowling face appeared from beneath the sheets, green
eyes flashing. Frazzled sandy-blonde hair cut in a boyish style
framed a beautiful face. "Shingo! Stop calling me that!"
"Well, if the shoe fits, 'Usagi'-chan," Shingo said
with a smirk.
"Why, you little brat!" the blonde girl shouted at
her little brother. She leapt out of the bed and was about to
give the bratty kid his just desserts when a sharp voice intruded
from downstairs.
"Haruka! Stop picking on your little brother! Get dressed;
you'll be late!"
Haruka glanced at the alarm clock beside her bed and her eyes
widened. "ACK!!"
Shingo gave her elder sister the red-eye as she proceeded to
slam the door in his face and started to throw off her pink pajamas
and get into her school uniform at record speed.
Looking at herself in the mirror, she gave a victory pose, complete
with the V-sign. Pulling open the door, she gave Shingo a good
smack with her study bag, and ran like the wind to the dining
room downstairs, picked up her bento, got a piece of toast, gave
her mom and dad a hurried kiss and was out of the door like a
tornado.
Ikuko Ten'ou shook her head as she looked to her husband with
a slight smile on her face, chuckling. "With the practice
Haruka gets every day, the track team will be a cinch."
Haruka 'Usagi-chan' Ten'ou ate the toast in two quick bites as
she glanced at her watch. Ten more minutes. Okay, she could do
it. Home to Juuban High was five minutes, if she pushed herself.
At her current speed, she would be able to do it in eight. Two
minutes to spare.
She ran like the wind, passing people by, shouting "Excuse
me" all the way. After almost crashing into a salaryman —
and dancing out of the way with incredible agility — she
turned another corner as she continued on her merry way. She glanced
again at her watch. Six minutes.
She was so intent on looking at her watch that she didn't see
the group of delinquents ganging up on a cat in her path. Slamming
into one of them, she tumbled and crashed.
"What the HELL?!" Haruka shouted from her prone position
from the ground. Hearing no response, she painfully brought herself
to stand and glared balefully at the stunned group of delinquents.
"It's… it's… Haruka!" one of the delinquents said,
his voice quavering.
"AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!" The mass of young men tumbled
over each other trying to get away as fast as they could from
the 'Rabbit of Juuban High'.
Unfortunately for them, Haruka heard one of them call her that.
Thus, that was how four young delinquents were introduced to the
many ways a school bookbag can be used to inflict pain…
"…And if I see your damned faces again, I'm gonna show
you how pissed off I can get!" Haruka declared, giving
the collective pile of crap that were formerly delinquent students
another swift kick.
She glanced at her watch. Two minutes to beat the idiots up.
Four minutes to go. She was about to set off on another dead run,
when she heard the faint meow. She looked down to see her first
sight of the animal that would change her life.
A ragged-looking black cat, who had obviously seen better times.
What drew Haruka's attention was what she saw on its forehead.
A crescent moon. Another meow and she was gazing into the black
cat's eyes. Intelligence seemed to sparkle in those eyes.
Moments later, the cat was gone, as it jumped up the wall, a
feat quite remarkable since it was obviously still injured. With
a final meow and a glance at Haruka, it disappeared.
Haruka blinked. Now, that was strange. Then she remembered
what she was about to do. Three minutes. Hell, time to cut loose.
Haruka took a deep breath and ran for school.
Naru glanced worriedly at her watch. A minute to go, and Haruka
still wasn't here. She was usually here at least two minutes before
the bell.
The door opened and Haruka trudged in breathing hard, and sweaty
with effort. Everyone stared as the young girl walked slowly to
her seat and collapsed into it. Umino put out a hand, and the
boy seated beside him grudgingly paid him with a thousand yen
bill.
Naru gave the bespectacled boy a disapproving glance, to which
he responded with a shamed look. She shook her head and decided
to check on her best friend. "You okay, Haruka-chan?"
"Just fine, Naru-chan. Had to beat up a few idiots on the
way," Haruka said with a groan as she propped herself up.
"You know, if you keep on beating guys up like that, you
won't get a boyfriend," the red-haired teen said teasingly
to her seatmate.
"Most boys are idiots. And if they aren't idiots, they're
like Umino over there," Haruka said, emphasizing her point
with a nod of her head in the young boy's direction. "Besides,
who needs 'em anyway?"
Naru giggled and was about to answer when Haruna-sensei entered
the room. Everyone stood up, bowed and sat back again.
"Okay, class," the rather frazzled homeroom teacher
for class 2-1 said as she pulled a sheaf of papers out of her
bag. "I hope you're ready for this test."
"Oh, shit!"
"I'll take that as a 'no', Ten'ou-san," Haruna-sensei
said with a pained look on her face.
"I can't believe you didn't study for the test, Haruka-chan!"
Naru exclaimed as they both sat down. "What was it this time?"
"Well, you remember that last night was supposed to be when
they broadcast the replay of the Grand Prix I missed last week?"
Naru shook her head as she put her hand up. "No. Don't tell
me. I can just guess what you did to catch one of those races.
That why you forgot to study?"
"Yup," Haruka said with a pained look on her face.
"Mom is gonna kill me."
"Well, at least you got to watch the Grand Prix you've been
raving about for weeks."
"Yeah," the blonde said with a dreamy look as she finished
off her lunch and smoothed her blue skirt. She put both her hands
behind her head and relaxed against the tree. "One of these
days, I'm gonna be in one of those races."
Naru smiled. Haruka with her crazy dreams. "By the way,
Mom's having a sale today. Think you can pass by, Haruka-chan?"
"I'll try, Naru-chan. But I'll probably be at the arcade
working off some tension."
The indicator said a hundred fifty miles per hour and rising.
Haruka bit her lower lip as she made a particularly difficult
turn, her foot easing up. As she reached the straightaway, her
foot slammed into the accelerator, putting the pedal to the metal.
Two hundred miles per hour. Haruka leaned back into the seat,
hands tight on the steering wheel.
Only a little more
It was just a little mistake; just a little bit more speed than
necessary. But it was enough. Her car went off the track, crashing
into the grandstands, exploding into flames.
"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
"Haruka-chan, please don't scream when you lose a game."
Haruka turned to look at who was addressing her. Motoki Furuhata,
Crown Arcade's manager, smiled at her. She was a frequent customer
there, and she got the chance to know him better awhile back.
Nowadays they treated each other like brother and sister.
"Motoki-kun! The game cheats!"
"Now, now, Haruka. The fact that you didn't win doesn't
mean that the game cheats," Motoki said with a light chuckle.
"Yes it does. I always win in this sort of thing,"
Haruka said with a smirk.
"Give it a week or two, Haruka-chan. The game's just arrived.
You still don't have the hang of it."
"Ah, well. Okay." Haruka got out of the racing game's
seat, picking up her school bag while smoothing her skirt. "I'll
drop by again tomorrow."
"All right, Haruka-chan. See you around."
Haruka contemplated her test paper as she walked home, not hurrying
one bit — no need to hasten the lecture she was going to
get. The red failing mark was quite prominent on the upper right
hand corner. Haruka sighed and bowed her head. Lucky thing that
her failing a test wasn't a common occurrence, or she'd get a
worse chewing out than she was currently expecting from her mom.
What she was worried about was what her mother would think of
as a proper punishment. She couldn't afford to be grounded, not
with the qualifiers for the track team coming up. Also, she'd
finally gotten a ticket for the F1 race that was scheduled this
weekend, having saved up on her allowance for the past two months.
Haruka sighed again.
As Haruka contemplated her upcoming doom, she was pretty much
oblivious to her surroundings. So she didn't notice the tall and
handsome dark-haired man that turned the corner in front of her.
He was wearing shades, and was also obviously not looking where
he was going, so the inevitable happened.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!"
"I should say the same to you, idiot!" Haruka answered
with a huff. Haruka was already in a bad mood and her hair-trigger
temper was starting to act up again. She really didn't need this
right now!
The tall man in front of her wasn't going to let her off that
easily.
"Me?! An idiot?! Better look at yourself first, girl,"
the handsome man said as he picked up Haruka's test paper, which
had fallen to the ground when they had bumped into each other.
"You'd better study more before you start calling people
idiots, little girl."
Haruka restrained herself. It would be ridiculous to get into
a fight because of a simple accident, but this stranger was starting
to get on her nerves. She snatched the paper from the man's hand
and decided to just walk away. No need for more trouble.
"Kawaiikunee otemba!" The tall man muttered as Haruka
started walking away. Unluckily for him, she managed to hear the
remark.
Haruka snapped. She turned around trembling with anger.
"What did you call me?! Why, you—" She hefted
her school bag up to teach the arrogant idiot a lesson.
And that was how Mamoru Chiba got introduced to Haruka Ten'ou.
And how he learned the amount of pain a bookbag can deliver when
in the right hands.
Haruka sighed as she finished her Math homework. "At least
I wasn't grounded," she said to herself as she leaned back
in her chair and relaxed. A double duty of chores was fine with
her. She could handle the extra workload and it didn't hinder
her one bit. All that she needed to do was just finish them earlier,
and she would be free for the race on Saturday. All right!
Haruka stretched her legs and arms a little, just to get the
kinks out, before she went back to her homework. She was interrupted
by the sound of something knocking on her window. She frowned
at the disturbance and decided to investigate.
As she opened the window to check where the sound was coming
from, a small black figure jumped into her room. She looked down
and saw the cat she had seen earlier that day, recognizing it
by the queer crescent mark on its forehead. She smiled. Haruka
always had a soft spot for small furry animals; that was how she
got her nickname of 'Usagi' back in grade school.
"Hiya, pussy cat! You must have followed me home,"
Haruka said as she bent down to look at the cat. She gave the
cat a good scratch behind the ears and gave it a reassuring smile.
"Wait a minute, I'll get a saucer of milk from downstairs."
Then a strange thing happened. The cat talked back.
"Haruka, that can wait. You have to go rescue your friend
Naru!" The cat said with urgency in its voice. Strange,
one part of Haruka's brain thought, she sounds like my aunt.
The other parts of Haruka's brain was screaming in hysteria the
mental equivalent of the statement, "The friggin' cat
talked!"
Haruka's eyes bulged and she looked over at her desk. Damned
algebra always brings on the hallucinations. She returned her
gaze to the ebon-hued cat at her feet, who was starting to perform
an incredible feat of gymnastics for a feline. A gold brooch fell
to the ground, and the cat picked it up with her mouth and threw
it at Haruka. She caught it by reflex, mostly because her brain
had now gone into autopilot. I really shouldn't have watched
Wedding Peach before doing my algebra, Haruka thought as she
gave the brooch a once-over. Pretty nice-looking, yes, but Haruka
really didn't like jewelry that much, especially the more feminine
ones. She looked back again at the cat. "Who are you?"
"My name's Luna, and I need your help to find the Moon Princess.
But before that, transform and go out to save Naru!"
"Save Naru? From what?! And transform?! How?!" Kami,
I am losing it, Haruka thought in disbelief. I really
should lay off from watching Wedding Peach. The cat's gonna say
I have to save Naru from the Kingdom of Darkness or something
and look for the four talismans of love or somesuch.
"The Dark Kingdom! Naru's mom was replaced by a youma and
you have to save her! And all you have to do is say the words
that are already in your head!"
"You mean Moon Prism Power?"
After an incredible shower of light and a really cool transformation
sequence with violins and pianos playing in the background, Sailor
Moon walked the earth for the first time.
Haruka dived behind a display case as the youma's zombies started
throwing really big things at her. Luna was also at the same hiding
place.
"Luna, if this isn't a hallucination I am going to slam
my head against the wall. Repeatedly."
"Um… well, the speech wasn't that bad."
"It's not the speech I'm worried about! I'm worried about
the two dozen women out there who are throwing things at me that
would really hurt if they hit!" As if to emphasize her point,
a fire extinguisher flew over their heads, hitting the wall with
a resounding crash. "And I really don't want to hurt them.
Naru-chan's one of them, along with a few of my other friends."
"Take out the youma, and they'll be released from the spell."
"Take it out with what?! I'll have to go through the zombies
to kick its ass!"
"Take your tiara and say the words 'Moon Tiara Action' while
throwing it. That should be enough to take the youma down."
"Figures." Haruka muttered under her breath. I really
should stop watching Minky Momo, Wedding Peach and all those magical
girl shows. Really tacky attack names and very short skirts. I
really hope this is some sort of wacky dream after doing too much
algebra. "Luna, I need a distraction. The zombies are
going to be in my way when I throw my tiara. Besides I can't stand
up to get it off with all this artillery flying."
Luna nodded, and was about to bound away when suddenly the throwing
stopped. Luna looked up and smiled. "Well, it seems I won't
be needed to do the distraction after all." Haruka followed
her gaze, looking up at what had distracted the zombies and the
youma. A handsome young man in a tuxedo and cape, with a mask
covering his eyes. Haruka felt her heart flutter a little. Only
a little, mind you, but that takes a lot of doing, you know. At
least my speech wasn't that bad, she thought as she absently
noted what he was saying.
"Sailor Moon! Now!" Luna shouted to get her attention.
"Uh… yeah. Okay. MOON TIARA ACTION!!!!"
Expecting a rather pansy attack with the name, Haruka was quite
surprised. The tiara glowed a brilliant yellow, turned into a
ball of crackling energy and streaked at the youma at an incredible
speed.
*BOOM.*
"Damn, Luna! You didn't tell me that it was that powerful."
Haruka said, as pieces of floor and youma started raining down.
Haruka awoke slowly at her study desk as the morning light crept
into her room. She was face down on her algebra homework, a bit
of drool staining the paper. She blinked slowly as she sat up
in her chair. Damn, what a strange dream. Talking cats, magical
brooches, evil monsters and mysterious masked men. I really
have to lay off on those magical girls. And damn those algebra
hallucinations.
She stretched a bit, yawning a little to get the kinks out, when
she noticed something. There was something on her chest. She looked
down and saw a golden brooch, a crescent moon featured prominently
on the front of her dress. "Shit."
"Ohayo gozaimasu, Haruka-chan," a voice that Haruka
remembered from last night said from behind her. She swiveled
her chair around to see if it was really the talking cat.
Luna yawned as she licked at her fur. "I'd really like that
saucer of milk right now."
The sounds of a teenage girl falling off her chair and fainting
on the floor were heard moments later.
To be continued.
Author's notes: Biles-sama once said in a post long ago that
he'd really like to see how Haruka would have handled it if she
were the Moon Princess. At least, I think it was Biles-sama.
Well, if it was him, hell, here it is. Well, not totally, but
hey…
Anyway, as mentioned, this is part of Two Heavens continuity.
The events of Two Heavens happen in the equivalent of early
SMR, just before Chibi-Usa shows up. And I assure you; Mamoru
and Haruka are going to end up together, after, of course, several
Mamoru beatings and several lengthy discussions involving Michiru
and Mamoru. ^_^
If you haven't pieced it together yet, or haven't read Two
Heavens, this is the scheme:
- Haruka - Sailor Moon
- Hotaru - Sailor Mercury
- Michiru - Sailor Mars (Oooh, just had to have the lesbian
thing didn't you, Elsa-chan?)
- Makoto - still the same
- Setsuna - Sailor Venus (Thank you very much, Jeff Hosmer!)
Also note that Sailor Moon's attacks are a bit more powerful.
'Ruka-chan's Moon Tiara Action ( a revised World Shaking) is a
reflection of her attitude, as much as anything else.
Two Heavens part 2 is midway complete, along with Pissing
Off Pluto 3. TH has that extra special scene where we get to meet
Chibi-Ruka-chan, pink-haired tomboy brat of terror!
A co-writer, as I mentioned, is wanted. Badly.
And hey, any fan art of Haruka in Serenity form would be cool!
^_^