Chapter 7
(Tales From The Land Of Rand)
A Ranma ½ - Sailor Moon crossover story
by Dark Phoenix
Disclaimer: Ranma ½ and its characters and settings belong to Rumiko
Takahashi, Shogakukan, Kitty, and Viz Video. Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
belongs to Takeuchi Naoko, Koudansha, TV Asahi, and Toei Douga, and DIC.
Now Pevara knew why she'd never bonded a warder. It wasn't the whole
Red-Ajah-doesn't-use-warders 'rule', no; she just didn't like pain. The emotional
pain of a lost warder could drive a sister insane. The pain of a warder being
beaten into a pulp, while physically less intense than what the warder himself
felt, was also something she really wanted to avoid.
"This is not going well," Sera snapped peevishly. Of course it wasn't
going well, Pevara thought. The ter'angreal had indicated the presence of active
saidin very close to the Tower, and the contingent sent to investigate it should
have been enough to deal with anyone short of Rand al'Thor himself. Nine sisters
and a dozen unbonded gaidin should have been able to deal with any single person
on this planet, including Rand al'Thor, may the Dark One blast his soul!
"It's the sword," gray-haired Noreata commented calmly. She was referring
to the boy's sword, and what a weird sword it was. How had it been properly
forged with all those curves in it?
"Huh?" Pevara couldn't discern who'd grunted the question, but was
relieved she herself hadn't needed to ask.
"The sword, it is a ter'angreal. This boy has shown no actual channeling
ability. Every questionable action we've witnessed him commit has been recorded
as effects of various ter'angreal. His sword must be extremely powerful to possess
so many qualities." It was a possible scenario, but just as likely, the
boy was a channeller with a funny sword.
"I've never heard of a ter'angreal actually imparting a skill to its user
before," Pevara said. Light, she hadn't meant to say that aloud!
"You are correct in your assumption, Sitter Pevara." Noreata continued,
"Though it is possible for there to be ter'angreal that could teach, I
believe this one's wielder to be the holder of the skill."
As Noreata finished speaking, the last gaidin still fighting flew through the
Spirit barrier that had resisted all attempts by the Aes Sedai to breach it.
"The question you should be asking," the boy commented, "is
how you're gonna take my sword from me."
Over the ring of steel on steel, I heard the gist of the sorceress's
conversation. I didn't understand some of the words, but it was obvious they
all thought my sword was the source of my power. Fools. "The question you
should be asking," I said, "is how you're gonna take my sword from
me." If they wanted to believe it, why should I tell them otherwise?
"No one defies the Tower," gray hair said calmly, her deep eyes glinting
like the broken blades lying at my feet. Tower? Shit! If these women were from
that tower, the one with the magic concentration, I couldn't expect any
help from its residents. Stupid book. It could at least have had a warning about
crazy psycho sorceress chicks.
"I still don't understand what I've done to bother everyone so much, much
less 'defy' the Tower." As I spoke, I was quietly manipulating a spell
within my spatial pocket. It's harder to do this way, but I didn't want the
women to know I was planning something. They may not even be sensitive to Talent,
but it doesn't hurt to be cautious.
By the time any of the sorceresses could think of anything to say, my spell
had been cast. The gray haired woman opened her mouth and before she could say
anything, a singsong voice completely at odds with her real voice said, "I
have warts on my ass!" Heheh… and her mouth never even moved, except
to open, of course.
The woman's mouth snapped shut and she began to turn slightly pink. Her companions
looked to be having trouble controlling themselves. One couldn't manage and
busted out laughing. As soon as her mouth opened, a voice not her won shouted,
"I masturbate seventeen times a day!" She went straight to the purple
range.
"Um, that's nice, but I was wondering why I've been attacked without provocation."
I'm proud of myself. I actually managed to say that with a straight face. The
really great part of this spell is that it only speaks the truth. I wonder how
many more dirty little secrets they'd air out before the spell wore off. Hmm,
it lasts a little over a month… depending on which month you're in. Heh, redefines
the meaning of clean slate, I guess.
"I'm in love with my horse." Ouch, that's a bad one. Too bad I couldn't
see who said it.
"I'm a member of the Black Ajah!" Not a clue what the Black Ajah
is, but it got the short little brown-haired woman startled glances, snarls,
and a magical blow of white magic— that's what it appeared to be, but I'm not
sure— that knocked her out like a light. Must be pretty bad.
The eight remaining sorceresses tried to argue over something, but they just
kept on blurting out embarrassing secrets. I whistled loudly to get their attention
and said, "Have fun, ladies." Shields tight and layered, I shunted
the sword into my spatial pocket and rose into the air. Levitation must be completely
unknown here, because despite everything that had happened so far, the women
looked at me in fear. Not shock, amazement, or even awe. Fear.
I'm not complaining. With a final wave, I ascended out of sight.
Looking back on it, I probably should have waited to find out what they actually
wanted with me before activating that spell. Oh well, it sure was funny. I guess
they could have a precog somewhere that predicted my arrival. If that turns
out to be true, I must do something pretty bad here to earn such an enthusiastic
greeting. Maybe it's illegal here for men to use magic? Nah, not likely.
Ascending out of sight, while normally a nice way to make an exit, becomes
more of a spectacle when you're being struck by bolts of lightning, fireballs,
and more fireballs. They really like those fireballs. The woman who acted as
the Talent focus was fairly accurate, and I was probably five hundred feet up
before she started missing. None of her attacks had done more than dent my shields,
but the enormous amount of noise and the bright lights ensured that anyone within
a kilometer had seen me.
So much for sleeping in an inn or hotel or whatever the things were called
in this type of time period. Okay, big white tower of sorceress bitches, that
one is off the list. Hmm, mega-evil concentration, way far away from here. There
were a couple other magic centers much closer, and without actually having been
to the place, I couldn't teleport to the evil one.
And so the journey begins…
Heheh. Doesn't sound too bad, eh?
"Wow, all this stuff is neat," Willow said, as she and Ryoga helped
Mamoru and his friends to sort through all the stuff they'd brought down in
the cargo pods. The boy, Ryoga, was abnormally strong… Abnormally, in comparison
to building-smashing demons. Willow was equally strange… Well, strange if
you thought that girls that did magic were strange. What was the world coming
to?
"Yeah, it was designed to work off the flux generators in space. Right
now, it's the only way anyone can find to make technology work down here,"
Mamoru replied. Mamoru watched as Ryoga lifted a reinforced container that he
knew weighed no less than three tons. It was also the size of a small car and
empty. "Ah, just put that over there with the others." The others
had been moved with help from the H.V.E.s and, of course, Ryoga. Was he some
kind of magical warrior for love and justice, one without the annoying skimpy
clothes?
"No problem." Ryoga hefted the container of H.V.E. armor plating
over his head and effortlessly carried it to the slowly forming pyramid of metal
crates.
"Mr. Chiba, do you think you'll be able to do anything for Buffy? That
bite is bad," Willow said worriedly. Giant robots didn't normally fall
out of the sky, and Willow thought she was handling the situation remarkably
well. They weren't aliens, but the technology the men possessed was far more
advanced than any she'd previously seen. Maybe Buffy would be all right.
Mamoru shrugged. "Burton is a great medic. He used to be a doctor. But
I'm not sure about your friend, Willow. I can only promise you that we'll do
everything in our power to save her." Before Buffy had succumbed to her
infection and gone into a coma, she too had been moving around massive objects
one-handed. Mamoru had watched the girl pitch a brick through a zombie's
head.
Speaking of zombies… Where in hell had zombies come from? Sure, he and the
Senshi had fought a horde or two of zombies, but those were just magically drained
and controlled people. The zombies that he'd seen in the last couple days were
REAL flesh-eating living dead. One of the cargo pods had housed a load of automated
light defense turrets. Those turrets currently formed a ring around the encampment,
and occasionally the 'zap-whoosh' of one firing on an animated corpse
could be heard.
"Nerve gas? No, probably wouldn't work… Biotoxin #P453? Nah, have to
be alive for that stuff to work…" Ryu continued to mumble to himself
as he mentally catalogued the contents of the enormous bunker of various substances
designed to kill people. He didn't hold much hope that any of the tanks would
yield positive results, though.
Enter Sho Fukamachi. Ryu had first thought the boy to be some sort of Umbrella
superweapon. When they'd fought to a stalemate, Ryu'd been willing to listen
to the thing's attempt at peacemaking. How was he supposed to know that it was
just armor? The armor sure looked like something Umbrella would cook
up.
From swapped stories, Ryu and Sho managed to convince one another that Chronos
and Umbrella were either one in the same, or competitors. Chronos had more powerful
intelligent mutants, but Umbrella had the ability to turn the world's population
into mindless zombies and raving mutants. Sho wasn't in his armor, thankfully.
It still gave Ryu the creeps. Alien bio-weapon or not, it still reminded him
of some of the horrors he'd encountered in Umbrella's Chinese mountain facility.
"Anything worth bothering with?" Sho asked. The teenager, as weak
and scrawny as most, didn't look very impressive, but with a single word, he
could become most people's worst nightmare. Then again, there were people into
that kind of thing.
"I moved a few back towards the exit. They may be able to create a cloud
of acid, but the identification was sorta vague. You?" Ryu finished, wiping
dirt and spider webs from his synthetic hands.
"There are plenty of nukes, but the damned things won't work." Sho
wasn't in the best of moods. He hadn't been in a good mood for a while. He'd
get Chronos, somehow, for fucking his life up. Now, with their processing facilities
useless, and a powerful ally, he could see his dreams realized.
Ryu hadn't really planned on using nuclear weapons. They tended to be more
trouble than they were worth. He hadn't said anything to Sho about that when
the kid had mentioned it because he didn't want to deal with the young fanatic
any more than he had to. He shrugged. "Don't worry about it. We've
got the firepower to handle the job. It'll just take longer."
I've been homicidally enraged maybe three times in my life. Number four was
working its way into my mind pretty quick as I surveyed the military camp far
below. With my vision modified magically, I could see the orderly spaced tents
of thousands of soldiers, the numerous picket lines of waiting horses and other
less typical mounts, and of course the chained— physically and mystically—
women. They were Talented. They were led around on leashes like animals. They
were treated like animals. From the faint traces of emotion I could detect,
some of them even thought of themselves as animals.
I'm not even going to attempt to describe on just how many levels this offended
me. Talent is a mark of superiority, of power. Those of us with it should never
be used as some sort of beast of burden. Kami-sama, I'm going to kill a lot
of people. Fuck that. The horde of demons I'm about to summon is going to kill
a lot of people. Well, I may participate a little, but I'm gonna be too busy
disenchanting those leashes and freeing the Talented women to really enjoy myself.
My sword appeared at my summons, already resting comfortably in my hand. A
bolt of blisteringly cold fire arched from my hands, slamming into a draconian
beast being ridden by a small woman. They died together, a single shriek escaping
their tortured throats as my spell sucked all the heat from their bodies in
a split second. Before the fused carcass had covered half the distance to the
ground, I had already made the appropriate gestures with my sword, the base
power of which was the ability to summon demonic aide from my patron and adopted
father, Xochial, a Demon Lord on a plane that borders my own.
All around me portals began to open. They all varied in size and shape, but
shared one general characteristic. From black so solid that it hurt the eyes
to gaze upon, poured creatures straight out of the realm of nightmare. All winged,
some took the form of cat-sized imps, while others dwarfed me— and most houses—
in size. Let the bloodletting begin.
With a mental command from me, their temporary master, the demonic host swarmed
downward. They wouldn't harm anyone of Talent unless they themselves were threatened
by one of the women's magic. Everyone else was fair game.
A disjunction spell is fairly simple. It does as the name implies, causing
a rift between the magical energies of an enchanted object and the material
of the object. Disjunction spells are also practically useless because another
simple spell locks material and mystical together permanently, making disjunction
impossible. Too bad no one here seems to have discovered that little tidbit
of info.
Those leashes were evil. Even from here, several thousand feet into the atmosphere,
I could perceive the sheer wrongness they embodied. Each had caused untold suffering
to its victim, and those negative emotions were locked away within coils of
ever-tightening and swirling energy. I intended not only to destroy the leashes,
but the bitch masters with them, turning the explosive power of a disjuncted
item into psionic feedback. Let's see how they liked being tortured. Not that
their minds would survive the experience for more than a few moments, but it
was the best I could do on short notice.
Far below, the leading edge of my forces met with the ill-prepared soon-to-be-massacred
victims.
Morgan didn't know what caused the a'dam to lose its power over her and disintegrate
into dust, but neither did she care. She was free. Saidar flooded her being,
bringing ecstasy without the menace of pain and humiliation brought by the presence
of a sul'dam. Around her, she felt the glow of saidar building as the other
two sisters who'd been captured with her realized their bondage was at an end.
The thick canvas walls of multi-sectional tent where they were kept turned to
dust, revealing Sarah, a Red Sister, and Ella, a Yellow.
Verbal communication wasn't needed. The tent exploded around them in a tempest
of ribbons. Morgan took it upon herself to harden the canvas, propelling it
outward at impossible speeds. She couldn't directly use the One Power to attack
unless she was defending herself, but all sisters of her experience were able
to attain the proper mindset that allowed them to partially bypass that particular
restriction, much like speaking in riddles and partial truths helped to negate
their inability to lie.
As men, women, and beasts all collapsed around her, their bodies sliced into
nothing more than gory piles of flesh, the oath kicked in and she reflexively
cut power to her weaves. The maneuver had attracted attention, mostly in the
form of soldiers and stunned sul'dam. To their detriment, they attacked the
sisters.
It was only as a bolt of lightning leapt from Morgan's hand that she noticed
the black, red, and purple shapes descending from the sky. They were everywhere.
The Dark One had surely been freed! Demons of incredible size slammed into the
earth, throwing great gouts of sod and blood into the air. In sick fascination,
Morgan watched the monsters scythed about them with wicked claws, spiked tails
and razor sharp wings. The other sisters had also been caught up in the display
and they all nearly paid for it as a new wave of desperate soldiers made an
attempt on their lives.
An instinctive shield of woven air formed around them, courtesy of Morgan's
quick thinking, and they were able to obliterate the newest threats.
"What is this?" Ella asked.
"I know not," Morgan replied.
Sarah nearly blasted a creature twice the size of a horse as it landed a dozen
feet to her right, but stopped in amazement as the demon waved at her and hurled
a fallen warrior's spear through the heart of one of the Seanchan's giant
cats before it could leap at them.
"Don't mind me," the thing growled. "I'm on your side."
My karmic track record isn't looking very good lately. I mean, how was I supposed
to know that sudden freedom would turn the majority of those enslaved sorceresses
into raving loons? The result? A whole freaking lot of dead demons. Most of
them had been the lower rung, eat-its-own-mother-for-fun type of fiend, but
at least one general of middling power had fallen to the uncoordinated lashing
out of dozens of Talented women. Thankfully, Xochial was the understanding sort,
and he didn't mind such a slaughter costing a few of his minions' lives. He
did, after all, have several billion more at his beck and call.
I sighed as I looked over the remains of an army. Not a single enemy lived,
and I'm pretty sure that the dozen women, myself, and the six-legged lizard
creature busily chewing on the discarded scabbard of some nameless warrior were
the only living things larger than a squirrel for more miles than I cared to
count. Those women were another problem. Four of them had been true prisoners
and products of the Seanchan, as I now know the people just recently added to
my list of planned genocide are called, and all but one of them hated the Seanchan
with a passion that was truly frightening to behold. I can understand anger,
hate, and other darker emotions, yet to allow one's mind to become consumed
by a permanent madness that stifled all reason was to become less than human.
Hell, demons weren't even that bad. The best I could figure to do with
them was to rig up some enchantment or other to keep them from being stripped
of their power on the first occasion they ran into a few more tamed sorceresses,
point them in the right direction, and turn them lose to reap whatever revenge
they thought necessary.
And, as luck would have it— bad luck, of course— the remaining women were
from that damned tower. One day I'm gonna have to sneak into that place just
to check and see if it really is filled to the brim with lesbians, because I've
never met such a man-hating lot in my life. Now, after a trio of attempts on
my life, my Talent, and my soul, the eight Aes Sedai found themselves bound
from their warped magic and held tightly in the same exact strands of power
they had attempted to use against me.
Turning back to the stubborn group, I asked, "Why is it so hard to believe
that I speak the truth? Not that I care, but this is getting annoying. I'm not
from this world, and ignoring its laws of magic are easily accomplished with
the training I've had."
Obviously, they thought this 'madness' they spoke of had already
come, and that I was a raving lunatic. "The taint can not be avoided by
any man, unless he be in the service of the Dark One," snapped one of the
women hatefully as she momentarily struggled against the iron-hard bands of
air that held her.
"The Dark One isn't my master, lady. I don't have a master and never will.
The Dark One isn't even a very prominent Demon Lord or I would have heard of
him before." I laughed just for the fun of it. I might as well be blowing
smoke out of my ass for all the good this conversation was achieving.
"Spare us your lies, darkfriend," another snapped.
This was getting me nowhere. I'd hoped to ask one of them to take a look at
the poison for me, just to see if their brand of magic could in some way neutralize
it. With them all glaring at me and probably planning the different ways they
could tear me into little pieces, I didn't dare let them close to the poison
for fear that they may somehow destroy it.
"Ah, screw this and screw you. I go through all the trouble to raise an
army of demons, destroy your captors utterly, and free you, all out of the kindness
of my heart, and this is the gratitude I get for my effort." I altered
the binding magic that held the women, forcing them into a fraying cycle that
would completely free the sorceresses within half an hour.
Their eyes bugged out a little as I lifted off the ground and hovered over
them. "Have fun, and don't let the Seanchan get you."
To be continued.
Author's notes: This isn't actually a new chapter. The original chapter 7 was
a dinky little thing and I had written some more for the next chapter, but felt
it would be better as part of 7 so that I could begin 8 how I wanted it, so
this is just an updated version of chapter 7. I'm hoping to get back into writing
this fic ASAP, and hopefully it won't be a waste of time to start looking out
for new chapters in the near future.
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